Dyok Dyok! http://dyokdyok.wordpress.com 'Coz Laughing Is No Joke Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:46:11 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/6134a041a77fc4c785663e32c1dc7a65?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Dyok Dyok! http://dyokdyok.wordpress.com Tale Of The Tapeworm http://dyokdyok.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/tale-of-the-tapeworm/ http://dyokdyok.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/tale-of-the-tapeworm/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:46:11 +0000 leylander http://dyokdyok.wordpress.com/?p=187 ]]>

NURSE: “Mrs., ayaw ka la-in ha. Ka gamay sad sa otin sa imong bana uy. Malipay ka ana?”

ASAWA: “Si Ma’m baya. Mo gilok man gani nang KIGWA, kana pa kaha murang BITOK!”

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BANA: “‘Day, kung duna gani mahitabo naku after my operation, ayaw baya gyud pasagdi atong mga anak ha? Love you!”

ASAWA: “Hilum diha, pagka OA gyud nimo. Wa’y namatay sa tuli uy, PISOTA ka!”

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Contributed by: Jill

Pedring: Doc, regular lagi ko malibang, kada alas 6 as buntag!
Doc: Maayo noon na! Unya unsa may problema?
Pedring: Alas-7 man gud ko tigmatahan.

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Contributed by: Jill

Boy: Nong, nong, Kaluta ra gud ako Likod.. Katol jud kaau. Palihog lang jud nong.
Wolverine: Sure ka dong?

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GIRL: Hu! Hu! Hu! Ginamit mo lang ako! Bakit hindi mo sinabi na may asawa ka na?!
BOY: Aba! Aba! Sabi mo, you’re looking for a husband. Well… I’m a husband!

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MISTER: Hon, asa man tong cheese nga gipapalit nako nimo?
MISIS: Naa sa lamesa.
MISTER: Floorwax man lagi ni?!
MISIS: Cheese na oi. Ako lang gibutangan ug ‘Floorwax’ para dili kitkiton sa ilaga. Wais sa?

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DALAGA: Red Horse ka ba?
BINATA: Hindi. Bakit?
DALAGA: Ang lakas kasi ng tama mo.
BINATA: Ganu’n? Ikaw yata ang Red Horse, eh…
DALAGA: Bakit naman?
BINATA: Wala lang. Mukha kang kabayo, eh.

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MIKE: Pare, niloko ko ‘yung tindera kanina! Ha! Ha! Ha!

EDWIN: Ows, di nga? Pa’no?

MIKE: Nagpa-load ako, pare… eh wala naman akong cellphone! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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BOY: Miss, pwedeng magtanong?
GIRL: Ano?
BOY: Utang ka ba?
GIRL: Huh? Bakit?
BOY: Kasi, nagkakainteres ako sa ‘yo, eh.

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Contributed by: John Renon

Girl: Love, unsa diay imung mindle name?
Boy: Buloka pud nimu oi! Middle name man na!  Buwag na ta kay bulok man ka…
GIrl: Ayaw pag ingon ana, love!
Boy: Buwag na gyud lagi ta! Ambi to ang welding ring!

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