“To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied.”
- Inday’s reply to Dodong’s request for her to be his textmate.
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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw], is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.
Archive for the ‘Inday Jokes’ Category
26 Oct
On Being Reserved
25 Oct
On Being Left Behind
“Don’t limit my capacity in the four corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.”
Inday’s rants when the entire family left for Enchanted Kingdom without her.
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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw], is [...]
24 Oct
On Being Held Up
“I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for a petty sum! I hope that one day, you’ll realize that you should not use humans as means of your end. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, “Treat a man as an end in [...]
22 Oct
On Monthly Budgets
P500 – sun plan subscription
P1800 – glutathione 30 capsules
P600 – Olay Total Effects
P1500 – Crocs flip flops
P2000 – for mama
- Inday’s budget for the month of October
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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw], is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.
20 Oct
On Child Care
Boss: Inday! Bakit diyan mo pinapakain sa sahig si JR! Ang dum-dumi jan! Bluebaby pa naman ‘yan! (Inday, why did you let JR eat on the floor. It’s so dirty. Don’t forget, he’s a blue baby.)
Inday: Haller! What do you think of me, a moron?! “Blue spells” or “tet spells” of acute hypoxia usually occur [...]
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