Rizal: Inday, ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, ay mas masahol at masangsang pa sa halimaw at malansang isda.

Inday: Thank you for your wonderful words of wisdom. But don’t you know that I’ve already read all your writings. And unfortunately, I was really disappointed because majority of your novels were written in Spanish and Latin. So, therefore, you are the ultimate violator of your own aphorism.

Rizal: Yabang mo! Halimaw!

1. rendezvous
2. tete-a-tete
3. renaissance
4. buoyancy
5. queue
6. squeamish
7. impenetrable
8. dachshund
9. brochure
10. brassiere

- Inday’s Level 1 words when she tried to test Junior’s spelling skills.

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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw],  is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.

Doña Anna: Inday, ba’t sinisipon si Junior?

Inday: He came in direct contact with surfaces contaminated with rhinoviruses which entered the cells of the lining of his nasopharynx which in turn rapidly multiplied. Thus, giving him a viral infectious disease of the upper respiratory system called acute viral nasopharyngitis.

Amo: What? Tumawag ka ng ambulansya! Bilis!

Inday: Hayy, you’re so ignorant. As if you have not been afflicted with the common cold in the course of your existence.

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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw],  is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.

“The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

- Inday explaining why the food is too salty.

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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw],  is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.

“Did it ever occur to you that the ultraviolet rays of the idiot box can bring harmful radiation to the retinal area? It could lead to blurred vision, worse, permanent blindness?

- Inday’s words upon seeing that Junior was watching too close to the television.

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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw],  is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.

“To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied.”
- Inday’s reply to Dodong’s request for her to be his textmate.

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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw],  is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.

“Don’t limit my capacity in the four corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.”

Inday’s rants when the entire family left for Enchanted Kingdom without her.

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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw],  is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.

 “I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for a petty sum! I hope that one day, you’ll realize that you should not use humans as means of your end. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, “Treat a man as an end in himself”!

To this, the hold-upper responded:

“ Shut up! Because if you don’t, the bullet in this gun will rest upon your empty head!”

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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw],  is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.

P500 – sun plan subscription
P1800 – glutathione 30 capsules
P600 – Olay Total Effects
P1500 – Crocs flip flops
P2000 – for mama

- Inday’s budget for the month of October

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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw],  is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.

Boss: Inday! Bakit diyan mo pinapakain sa sahig si JR! Ang dum-dumi jan! Bluebaby pa naman ‘yan! (Inday, why did you let JR eat on the floor. It’s so dirty. Don’t forget, he’s a blue baby.)

Inday: Haller! What do you think of me, a moron?! “Blue spells” or “tet spells” of acute hypoxia usually occur during feeding. Squatting in ambulatory in a child with a tetralogy of fallout as a compensatory mechanism increases systematic resistance in venous return, briefly decreasing hypoxia! Now, you choose, you still want to see him alive, but with rashes or let him rest in peace?!

Boss: (collapsed)

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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw],  is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.