Rizal: Inday, ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, ay mas masahol at masangsang pa sa halimaw at malansang isda.
Inday: Thank you for your wonderful words of wisdom. But don’t you know that I’ve already read all your writings. And unfortunately, I was really disappointed because majority of your novels were written in Spanish and [...]
Archive for the ‘Inday Jokes’ Category
22 Dec
Inday on Jose Rizal
31 Oct
On Spelling
1. rendezvous
2. tete-a-tete
3. renaissance
4. buoyancy
5. queue
6. squeamish
7. impenetrable
8. dachshund
9. brochure
10. brassiere
- Inday’s Level 1 words when she tried to test Junior’s spelling skills.
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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw], is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.
29 Oct
On Common Cold
Doña Anna: Inday, ba’t sinisipon si Junior?
Inday: He came in direct contact with surfaces contaminated with rhinoviruses which entered the cells of the lining of his nasopharynx which in turn rapidly multiplied. Thus, giving him a viral infectious disease of the upper respiratory system called acute viral nasopharyngitis.
Amo: What? Tumawag ka ng ambulansya! Bilis!
Inday: Hayy, you’re [...]
28 Oct
On Food Preparation
“The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
- Inday explaining why the food is too salty.
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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw], is Margarita Saring Lumaban in real life.
27 Oct
On Eye Care
“Did it ever occur to you that the ultraviolet rays of the idiot box can bring harmful radiation to the retinal area? It could lead to blurred vision, worse, permanent blindness?
- Inday’s words upon seeing that Junior was watching too close to the television.
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***Inday is a househelp of Doña Anna Prieto. Inday Margaux [pronounced mar.gohw], is [...]
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