Archive for July, 2009

30 Jul

Interesting

Posted by leylander in Pick-up Lines.

BOY: Miss, pwedeng magtanong?
GIRL: Ano?
BOY: Utang ka ba?
GIRL: Huh? Bakit?
BOY: Kasi, nagkakainteres ako sa ‘yo, eh.

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20 Jul

Love Birds

Posted by leylander in - Bisaya Jokes, Grammar Jokes.

Contributed by: John Renon
Girl: Love, unsa diay imung mindle name?
Boy: Buloka pud nimu oi! Middle name man na!  Buwag na ta kay bulok man ka…
GIrl: Ayaw pag ingon ana, love!
Boy: Buwag na gyud lagi ta! Ambi to ang welding ring!

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10 Jul

Taking Up?

Posted by leylander in - Bisaya Jokes, Student Jokes.

Contributed by: jmar124
Sa sulod sa jeep, naay Nursing student nga nag sige ug kulitog sa iyang ilong.
Hilabtanon na tiguwang: Day, unsay gikuha nimo?
Estudyante: Nursing.
Hilabtanon na tiguwang: Aw! Abi nakog kugmo.

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6 Jul

Who Wants To Go To Heaven?

Posted by leylander in - Bisaya Jokes, Kid Jokes, Student Jokes, Teacher Jokes. Tagged: , , , .

The teacher asked, “Class, kinsay gusto muadtog langit?”
All students raised their hands, except for Lucio.
“O, Lucio, dili ka gusto muadto ug langit?” the teacher asked.
Lucio answered, “Gusto man ma’am. Pero ingon man gud si mama nga kinahanglan muuli kog sayo. Basig ma-gabhian unya ta.”

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6 Jul

Macho Tattoo

Posted by leylander in - Filipino Jokes, Gay Jokes. Tagged: , .

BOGART: Pare, lagyan mo nga ako ng tattoo!
GREG: Bakit naman?
BOGART: Napapagkamalan kasi akong bading.
GREG: Ganu’n ba? Sige. Saan mo gusto?
BOGART: Sa kilay para mukhang suplada.

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