Archive for July, 2008

22 Jul

Lesson For Today

Posted by leylander in - English Jokes, - Filipino Jokes, Juan Jokes.

TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
JUAN: ako ma’am! Ako ma’am!
TEACHER: okay Juan, what is science?
JUAN: science is our lesson for today.

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15 Jul

Real Son?

Posted by leylander in - Filipino Jokes, Juan Jokes.

Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Juan: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka ‘nay! Wag ganun!

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8 Jul

Exempted

Posted by leylander in - English Jokes, - Filipino Jokes, Political Jokes.

Bumisita sa Pilipinas ang French Minister. Inilibot siya ni GMA.
Sabi ng French Minister, “People here urinate in the streets! In France, we jail them!”
Napahiya si GMA.
Nang bumisita si GMA sa France, inilibot siya ng naturang French Minister. Habang dumadaan sila sa Arc de Triumphe, napabulalas si GMA, “Hey! Someone urinates at the Arc! You said [...]

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1 Jul

Intentions

Posted by leylander in - Filipino Jokes, Priest Jokes, Sister Jokes.

 
Pari: Sister, halika dito sa silid.
Sister: Diyos ko.
Pari: Isara mo ang pinto, patayin mo ang ilaw!
Sister: Diyos ko po!
Pari: Tabi ka sa akin.
Sister: Oh God! Father, wag po!
Pari: Ano ka ba? Tingnan mo itong relo ko. Glow in the dark!

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