Archive for January, 2008

Expect The Unexpected

A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the bartender and puts her fingers in his mouth.
He lustfully kisses and licks each finger.
She says: “Tell your manager there’s no toilet paper!”

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Surprise Me!

Anak sa himatyong tigulang nga inahan: “Ma, kung mupanaw ka na, unsa man imong gusto? Magpalubong o magpacremate?”
Inahan: Ikaw na lang ang mahibalo dong.Surprise me.

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