Inday on Jose Rizal

Rizal: Inday, ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, ay mas masahol at masangsang pa sa halimaw at malansang isda.
Inday: Thank you for your wonderful words of wisdom. But don’t you know that I’ve already read all your writings. And unfortunately, I was really disappointed because majority of your novels were written in Spanish and [...]

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Tale Of The Mole

Unsaon nimo pagsulti nga naay kugmo ang imong tapad nga dili siya ma-hurt?
Ingon ani:
“Excuse me.  Awom na?”
Kung gunitan niya ug matangtang, ingna dayun…
“Hala! Adjustable? Ka-nice!”

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