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Archive for November, 2007

13 Nov

Prayer (Be)For Meal

Posted by leylander in - Bisaya Jokes. 2 Comments

Bata: “Give us this day our daily bread…. with ham, egg, and cheese. French fries, salad on the side…
Ginoo: Dong, fog tsure woi! Ga-ampo ka o ga-order?

12 Nov

Protection

Posted by leylander in Green Jokes, Lolo Jokes. Leave a Comment

Lola: Sweetheart, jerjer ta!
Lolo: Kuha sa ko ug condom.
Lola: Di na ko mabuntis oi!
Lolo: Gaga! Naay rayuma akong otin. Dili pwede bas-on!
Lola: Gago! Basa pa diay ako-a?

11 Nov

Thought Of The Day

Posted by leylander in - Bisaya Jokes, Funny Quotes. 9 Comments

“Bahalag walay kaugmaon basta maugma-an. Unsaon man ang kaugmaon kung dili ka maugma-an? Kaw, gusto ka nga di na ka maugmaan pero naa kay kaugmaon?”

10 Nov

Good Manners

Posted by leylander in - Filipino Jokes, Juan Jokes, Kid Jokes. Leave a Comment

Juan: Nay, galing ng teacher ko!
Nanay: Bakit naman?
Juan: Tinuruan nya kami ng kagandahang asal.
Lola: E di marunong ka nang mag ‘po’ at ‘opo’?
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Juan: Natural! Tanga ka ba?

9 Nov

Earthquake Alert!

Posted by leylander in - Bisaya Jokes, Green Jokes, Juan Jokes, Kid Jokes, Teacher Jokes. 3 Comments

Teacher: Unsay dapat buhaton kung maglinog?
Juan: Magsuga, mam!
Teacher: Ha? Ngano man?
Juan: Maglinog man sa among payag kada gabii man. Inig pasiga nako sa suga, muundang dayon ang linog!