Mother counsels her Son
Mom: Anak, di mo natapos pag-aaral mo. Di mo rin natapos term mo sa office. Sana naman matapos mo ang jail term mo.
Archive for September, 2007
24 Sep
Mother Knows Best
23 Sep
Tarush!
Kung nag-Gay Lingo lang sana sila, e di sana walang SCANDAL.
GIRL: Hallow, Garcia!
BOY: Uy mother ever! Na chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na po yung mga chuva ek ek!
GIRL: Bonggacious! Eh yung mga chenes chenes, carry na ba?
BOY: Flatshoes! Winnie Santos mama, wiz na wori eclavou na ever! Na chorva na!
GIRL: Ang tarush! Maldita ka talagah [...]
22 Sep
Dermatologist
TEACHER: Class, use DERMATOLOGIST in a sentence.
JUAN: DEAR MA, TOLO DIYES na karon ang itlog sa manok, upat diyes kung gagmay.
TEACHER: Juan…get out!
22 Sep
Determination, Creativity, and Hope
This beautiful quote signifies determination, creativity, and hope. Hope this inspires you.
“Walang malayong kulangot sa mahabang kuko”.
21 Sep
Not The Same
JUAN: Jose! Nakita ko yung asawa mo sa casa, PROSTITUTE pala siya?!
JOSE (galit): Gago, hindi prostitute yon! Weekends lang siya pumapasok, SUBSTITUTE tawag don! Ang bobo mo naman!
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