4 Job applicants were asked ‘What is the fastest thing in the world?’ during an interview.
German says “Thought!”
American says “Blink of an Eye!”
Aussie says “Light Switch!”
Pinoy says “Diarrhea!”
The interviewer told him to expound his answer.
Pinoy said “Lit mi eksplen. Dis murning, I hab istumak ek. I run to di tuylet but bipur I kud tenk, blenk, or eben swets on di layt, dir was igit in my pants olride. Su past!”
