5 Nov

Tale Of The Tapeworm

Posted by leylander in - Bisaya Jokes, Couple Jokes, Green Jokes, Gross Jokes, Mature Jokes.

NURSE: “Mrs., ayaw ka la-in ha. Ka gamay sad sa otin sa imong bana uy. Malipay ka ana?”

ASAWA: “Si Ma’m baya. Mo gilok man gani nang KIGWA, kana pa kaha murang BITOK!”

5 Nov

Irrational Fear

Posted by leylander in - Bisaya Jokes, Couple Jokes, Green Jokes, Mature Jokes.

BANA: “‘Day, kung duna gani mahitabo naku after my operation, ayaw baya gyud pasagdi atong mga anak ha? Love you!”

ASAWA: “Hilum diha, pagka OA gyud nimo. Wa’y namatay sa tuli uy, PISOTA ka!”

21 Oct

Regular

Posted by leylander in - Bisaya Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Gross Jokes. Tagged: , .

Contributed by: Jill

Pedring: Doc, regular lagi ko malibang, kada alas 6 as buntag!
Doc: Maayo noon na! Unya unsa may problema?
Pedring: Alas-7 man gud ko tigmatahan.

20 Oct

Itchy Situation

Posted by leylander in - Bisaya Jokes, Random Jokes. Tagged: , , .

Contributed by: Jill

Boy: Nong, nong, Kaluta ra gud ako Likod.. Katol jud kaau. Palihog lang jud nong.
Wolverine: Sure ka dong?

20 Oct

Husband Material

Posted by leylander in - Filipino Jokes, Mature Jokes. Tagged: , .

GIRL: Hu! Hu! Hu! Ginamit mo lang ako! Bakit hindi mo sinabi na may asawa ka na?!
BOY: Aba! Aba! Sabi mo, you’re looking for a husband. Well… I’m a husband!

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