The Aftertaste

15 Jan

Two gay guys naglakaw sa usa ka mangitngit nga dapit.

Tino: Tita, hunong ra gud kadiyot. Naka panimaho lagi ko ug otin dah.
Janno: Wala ra na Yadz uy, na nug-ab ra gani ko!”

That Smell

30 Dec

Apo: Lola, sa tuwing umuulan, naaalala kita.
Lola: Ganun ba, apo? Bakit naman?
Apo: Wala lang. Amoy lupa kasi.
Lola: LECHE!

Essay, Essay, Essay

15 Dec

Teacher: Juan read your 500-word essay in front of the whole class.

JUAN: “My Doggy.” Bow! I have a doggy! My doggy is lost. So, I went outside the house and looked for my doggy! Tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy….. (478 times)

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